To the sexy biker dude at the Mod Mansion Last weekend: When I first saw you I actually thought I missed Halloween. Sober me would have kept that to myself but in my drunken stupor I tried to make a joke out of it and your friends vacated the scene in horror. I apologized, you were very kind and said don’t worry about it. Still, I feel terrible. The truth is, you really pulled off that look. —Drunken Fool
This article appears in Oct 5-11, 2017.
