Hello? Why have you not yet responded to my genial plea for your friendship? I thought that you were cool, like me, but perhaps you are, instead, uncool, unlike me. Maybe this is for the best. —Single-Handedly Supporting This Relationship

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  1. Did you use the word “genial” in your friendship request? Do you realize that the majority of “online” friends are not really friends at all? Does this person have a computer/phone/online access? Do they use it regularly? Do they use social media? So. Many. Questions.

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