To the driver who shouted “Not a crosswalk” at me as I crossed Almon in a legal unmarked crosswalk: which kindergarten gave you your license? If you don’t know basic rules of the road, stay the fuck at home. —Jesus H. Christ
This article appears in Feb 2-8, 2017.


4500, eh? you actually counted? obsess much, lately?
Spike strips.
Jesus…wow…it’s really you…?
We’ve got a lot of questions for you.
And not surprised to see you again…
I mean with all this ISIS thing, and now Trump…folks have been talking about this for years…
Do you have email…?…f/book…?
If you were Jesus, you’d think you’d be able to walk on air OVER said crosswalks. Or, at the very least, part the pavement.
Next time yell back “Drivers Handbook Page 42!”
… because it clearly states “Unmarked crosswalks Every intersection has a
crosswalk. Many are unmarked. Drivers must yield to pedestrians at all intersections, whether
crosswalks are marked or unmarked.”
42 really is the answer to life, the universe and everything…init…