Dear thoughtless dog owners,
STOP LETTING YOUR DOGS PEE ON GARBAGE BAGS! You know people have to handle those things, right? Our streets don’t just magically clean themselves, people! Our garbage doesn’t just levitate into the truck without any human contact! FFS, those poor people already have a gross enough job as it is without having to touch garbage bags dripping in piss. How about you show a little thought for them? —Considerate Dog Owner
This article appears in Nov 2-8, 2017.


Pretty sure garbage collectors wear gloves.
So what they “wear gloves” FP.. it’s still a valid “bitch”