You worthless, garbage f-in peice of s(#t, if I ever find out who you are. you drove your black shit ass car by the paragon on wednesday morning about 310 am and threw an egg out the window.
his eye was cut and his nose was sliced, and we almost took him to the ER (if he wasn’t such a stubborn bastard)
anyways… if i could have seen your license plate as i chased you on foot down the street. i would find you and help me god I would f-in hurt you. i am a 29 woman who was waiting for a cab with my fiance (to be married in 6 weeks ) and my best friend.
it was my best friend that you did this to. and I hope that you burn in all that I can possibly fathom about hell. you f-in mfer.
fill in the blanks. and you know what ? if you read this … I hope that every possible shit storm will hit you and f you over.
i wish i could have gotten your plates, it would be the first time i called the cops… and you know what ? even calling the PO , it’d be worth it.
This article appears in Jun 25 – Jul 1, 2009.
Sorry poster I doubt our police would have done anything serious for a drive by egging… unless HRM wants to blame the chickens that had to get out of Dodge by dusk awhile back to justify their ruling…..
sorry to hear your pal was injured….. dang
sad that folks do this and think it is entertainment…. I had no idea an egg could cause so damage…
I knew a guy who was charged with assaulting a minor because he splashed the kid with water from a bottle (in response to the kid’s spitballs). There was no intent to harm nor cause damage yet them’s d’rules. Egg thrower would have had the book thrown at him (pun intended) had he been caught
Yeah, I didn’t realize an egg could fuck someone up either. I had an egg thrown at me from a car years ago, thankfully the idiot needed to work on his aim because he missed.
I would prefer a water balloon, unless the fucker really whipped it…
But the real tragedy here is egg wastage….sweet, delicious eggs…
I was making an omelet this morning and dropped an egg. Pissed me off but I had more. Cleaning it up wasn’t so bad. Just a piss off, really.
I could never throw an egg..it IS wasteful…. and so…..wrong…..
My place gets egged all the time.
Now it has perminent stains and looks like my house went through a blender.
Dang X……. do you know who does it…. see now … I say ….you have the right to chase after the perps and put a serious beat down on them then call police….. or heck call police first ………by the time they get there you will be in bed sleeping after the beat down anyway….
Now I think it would be poetic to beat them with a spatula…does plastic hurt more than metal ?????…
LOL
I wonder….I had had something thrown at me from a black(or dark green/blue) car in 2006 as I walked back from the attic. It happened to be a 2litre bottle of pop and it happened to hit me in the nuts. I’ll say that it felt like a cannonball and I never felt so much rage flow out at one time. The speed of the car, plus the speed of the throw plus my walking speed in the other direction….I had to cab to work for days. Some kindly squeegee kids actually saw me hobbling and crawling home and gave me a lift in their shopping cart that night.
Yes, the rage. My first and only thought was if I had a gun it’d be shooting off. Way too much pain and damage for me to attempt to get their licence.
It sucks. Sorry about your friend. And sorry you couldn’t get that plate number.
Dang Hunger….sounds painful…YIKES…good thing those kids were there..
I was driving by Sullivan Pond and these big guys spat up in the air and over and it landed on my windshield..I stopped right there…put car in park and ran…you want to see droopy drawers run fast….we ran the entire pond and they ran for safety on the street…. and I caught up to them and said: had I been someone else you would be hurt right now and walked away…….I figured being shamed in front of their g/f was painful enough…as they ran they did try to tell me the wind did it…..yeah….blame it on the wind….
When I got back to my car no issues.. folks just drive around me and some applauded having seen the entire thing… they were spitting on cars as they drove by for awhile…….
I despise spitting with a passion…
I figure just about anything can happen after 2 a.m. That’s when those moronic afterbirths troll – targeting people like yourselves to amuse their teenie-tiny fly brains.
oh wow i didnt think an egg would cause that damaghe
Drive-by eggings are plaguing LA. It’s an age-old problem. The Beastie Boys have done an entire song about it.
Unless the eggers were minors Kay, god forbit minors get charged or held accountable for anything.
*forbid
that egg had the speed of the car plus the speed from throwing it behind it, all that speed makes it heavier… with a hard shell it would make it sharp as a blade!
if the cops found them they would definitly be charged.