alrighty people, it’s winter. that means jackets at the VERY least. no…a zip up hoodie is NOT a jacket. and those pajama pants…even though they have the word “pants” in there, they are not meant to be worn outside. i freeze every time i look at you…and i’m cold to begin with too.
—28 windchill
This article appears in Jan 22-28, 2009.


I love the people that wear that shit and then complain about being cold.
If assteeth want to wear their pajamas outside and freeze to death, more power to them. Less assteeth.
amen. i saw a girl wearing a a&f longsleeve and jeans while sporting a lacoste tote. it was 14. honestly, put them in siberia until they start complaining.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, people with inadequate winter clothes “make” you cold. Why do you care if other people are cold on purpose? Seriously, why?
People need to find more creative things to bitch about, like … buses! or…smokers! Or fat bus riders who smoke!
Assteeth. That’s a new one. Sounds ouchy.
I agree with Mole Rat.. who gives a shit if these people choose to wear the wrong clothes..
I’m just dandy sportin my long winter coat, hat, gloves, and boots — I’m warm.
—well not THAT warm, it is freakin cold out..
just another reason to laugh at the frozen ppl.
Let them freeze I say….laugh and point with delicious malice as you are bundled up in your parka and scarf…and toque..and mitts…and snowpants…