Big shout-out to all the extra Y Chromosome types who are so starved for attention that they feel an entitlement to block the front entrance and share with the driver their autobiography, snippets of life-affirming wisdom and observations about the state of the world. Shut the fuck up. Sit the fuck down.
—Ross A. Parksandrec
This article appears in Oct 24-30, 2019.
Time to start hitchhiking to work, bucko.