Listen up, arsehole on my car’s bumper as we drive the Prospect Road: I’m not going any faster and you can’t drive over me. You’re so fucking stupid, you don’t even realize that if you rear-end into my old clunker, you’re automatically at fault. So suck on my middle finger, Rushy McRushRush.
—Tired Of Doing The Speed Limit With Lead-footed Idiots On My Ass
This article appears in Aug 8-14, 2019.
Install a ramp on your rear bumper & roof so they can have an easy take-off.