On the Ralph Lauren website, you, o' unathletic one, can purchase the Olympic collection. Except it looks nothing like what you see below. This icky little number looks like it was pulled off the scrap pile from Kill Bill. He's also selling some bad striped belts and puffy denim hats. Remember when everyone had those poorboy Roots hats and you just wanted to pull them off people's heads and clean the floors? They were Crocs before Crocs were nothing more than a pile of pink rubber dreams.