YoMama 
Member since Mar 1, 2009

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Re: “H&M to open a new store on Barrington Street

I can't help but notice that the three commenters seem to have missed the point of this April Fool.

Posted by YoMama on 04/01/2010 at 11:57 AM

Re: “Bubbles Mansion

The place was shit. Mediocre food, terrible service, attracted clientele three cuts lower than Pogue Fado's. If that's even possible.
Good riddance.

Posted by YoMama on 03/25/2010 at 12:34 PM

Re: “Categorize my dick

I much prefer oral music lovers to anal music lovers.

Posted by YoMama on 03/17/2010 at 1:01 PM

Re: “Fraternizing with the enemy

"Dickmitten" is the best nonsensical PG-13 put-down since "Asshat". Well played, SwampDonkey.

Posted by YoMama on 03/10/2010 at 1:21 PM

Re: “Hippies BLOW

But Kirbul, we all know hookers in Halifax/Dartmouth wear everything from sweatpants to booty shorts, from parkas to tank tops. How is a poor girl supposed to figure out the non-hooker formula? Lederhosen and a Canucks jersey?

Posted by YoMama on 03/10/2010 at 1:13 PM

Blows my mind that Keshen Goodman is award-winning. It has the look, feel and personality of an airport terminal.

Posted by YoMama on 03/09/2010 at 2:18 PM

Re: “Late Late Afternoon with Craig Ferguson

Aside from attending a few tapings of 22 Minutes, I was a live tv virgin before seeing Letterman in New York recently.
I gotta say, the pre-show bullshit came very close to ruining my entire experience as well. First, you stand in line for a half hour outside. Then you come inside, get your tickets, and are told to return in 90 minutes. Upon your return, you line up again. After another 20 minutes or so of lining up outside, you are brought in to the lobby of the Ed Sullivan Theatre. It is a very small lobby, and they cram you in so tight you can barely move. We stood there for what seemed like an eternity, while an idiot page had us practice laughing, appluading, etc, etc. We were given instructions to laugh really hard for the warm-up comic once we got into the theatre, as "Dave will be watching". We were warned he wouldn't bring out his "A" material unless he thought we deserved it. Or something.
By the time we got into the studio, I was ready to fucking murder somebody.
The actual taping was fine. Much more linear than Jane's experience. Monologue, desk bit, guest, guest, musical guest, end. It was pretty much live-to-tape I believe. I enjoyed it.
But I wouldn't do it again. Not for Dave, Jay, Conan, Jon, Craig, Jimmy, Jimmy, Whoopi, Oprah, Jerry..nobody.

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Posted by YoMama on 02/01/2010 at 10:59 AM

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Re: “Bubba Ray's Sports Bar

Visited Bubba Ray's for the first time last night.
Being a Monday night, it was fairly quiet. Maybe a dozen other customers in the whole place. Half the televisions were tuned to an obnoxious sports talk show, volume blaring. Service was adequate, bordering on unfriendly.
Myself and my companion had 20 wings with three sauces on the side, and shared a basket of fries. We drank water. With tip, total damage was $35. Expensive, yes. But if we were served the best wings we've ever had, I would have been happy to pay that. Unfortunately we were not.
The wings were huge, yes. Most definitely. They were cooked perfectly, and the sauces we chose were interesting, although two of them were strikingly similar even though they should have been completely different. But I'm nit-picking.
The wings were probably the fattiest I have ever had. Great, giant globules of fat lurked underneath the perfect crispy skin. It was almost like they took regular wings and, with a hypodermic needle, injected each one with several grams of slimy, goopy, chicken fat. Thinking about it now makes my stomach turn. My companion said the same thing. Oddly enough, a third party didn't seem to mind.
I'm sure defenders of this place will say that I sound like a wing virgin, that I wouldn't know a good wing if it bit me in the arse. To them, I say, I've been eating wings in pubs, bars and restaurants since they were regularly-priced at a dime apiece. I know wings. And these were disgusting.
Could my wings have been a freak of nature? Maybe they came from a particularly lazy group of chickens with a poor diet. I can't say.
But I will not be returning to Bubba Ray's again to find out.

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Posted by YoMama on 01/26/2010 at 10:40 AM

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