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Trauma Center: Second Opinion 

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Trauma Center: Second Opinion
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I’ll tell you this much—I’ve never had throat polyps and I never want them. They look disgusting. Yuck. Forget bedside manners, kid, your throat is gross. Not to worry though, we’re going to fix you right up here. I am simply going to put you under, open you up and suction away all the blood around the infected areas before removing those nasty polyp bastards with my trusty laser-gun thingy here. It shouldn’t take more than five minutes. It better not, or that nurse you’ve been eyeing all afternoon is going over my head and see to it that I’m out of here on my ass. And fast!
Gerry Hubley
category: best of 2006

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