The Great Gildersleeve 
Member since Feb 25, 2013

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Water Commission of Summerfield

Updated on September 22, 2014 at 2:23 PM

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Re: “BRING BACK PRINT LISTINGS

A very attractive avatar. A virtual Helen of Troy!

TTFN, could you introduce me to that delightful goddess and her abundance of perfect golden curls? I'm positive I can straighten those eyes out. Perhaps the curls as well but that's the risk I'm willing to take.

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by The Great Gildersleeve on 12/02/2014 at 11:46 AM

Re: “My Lunch

Sounds gruesome, Nukka.

I must admit that turkey & tuna sounds perfect for you, dearheart.

Plastic wrap is the devil's condom.

Strange days indeed.

6 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by The Great Gildersleeve on 11/26/2014 at 2:14 PM

Re: “Spare Me Your Drama

55 isn't middle-aged. It's one foot in the grave and the other slipping on a banana peel.

A 55 year old party girl is both sad and nasty.

5 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by The Great Gildersleeve on 11/20/2014 at 12:52 PM

Re: “Stuckup chick on the 60

Was your cologne more pungent than a skunk's stench? Did you use Captain Morgan's as your mouthwash? Was your nose hair braided to your ZZ-top beard? Did you emit a long string of sputtering farts? Are you 68 years old with no teeth and a wonky bladder?

Did you ever consider that she might like her single status? Or that she might prefer ladies?

15 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by The Great Gildersleeve on 11/03/2014 at 3:01 PM

Re: “Willfully Blind

My 15 year old self thought it was hysterically funny. Of course, this was back in the day when we called the Sisters of Clarity 'hoods', 'crows' and 'penguins'. I honestly hope if there is a hell, the nuns are burned extra crispy in dirty grease. Foul representations of womankind. That's what happens when Jesus won't fuck you.

5 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by The Great Gildersleeve on 10/30/2014 at 1:56 PM

Re: “Willfully Blind

I hope you emotionally recovered from the experience, Nuk.

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by The Great Gildersleeve on 10/30/2014 at 11:12 AM

Re: “Ghomeshi's history of violence

Repulsive man, piece of filth. Goodbye, loser.

15 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by The Great Gildersleeve on 10/30/2014 at 9:56 AM

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