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Scary Movie 5 

I don't know how high your hopes are for this one, but lower them immediately

Ashley Tisdale acts her way out of a paper bag in Scary Movie 5
  • Ashley Tisdale acts her way out of a paper bag in Scary Movie 5

A franchise continues in Scary Movie 5. The latest approximation of an actual movie that spoofs and goofs whatever's lying around the house. This time around, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Benny Hill, Paranormal Activity, Evil Dead, Mama, Snoop Dogg, The Cabin in the Woods, Morgan Freeman, Black Swan, Heather Locklear, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Katt Williams, Inception, Usher, 50 Shades of Grey, Mike Tyson, Tyler Perry's Madea, The Real Housewives, Sinister and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo are referenced. Black people are presented as thieving, stripper-poll grinding sex machines. A middle-age Hispanic maid is written as an ugly Catholic who sleeps with her vacuum cleaner. Women and children punch each other in the face. A man's head gets hit lots with frying pans. There are farts.

Scary Movie V
Rated PG-13 (MPAA) · 85 min. · 2013
Official Site: www.facebook.com/scarymovie5
Director: Malcolm Lee
Writer: David Zucker and David Zucker and Phil Dornfeld Pat Proft
Producer: David Zucker and Phil Dornfeld
Cast: Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Erica Ash, J.P. Manoux, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan and Chris Elliot

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