A quartet of performers work through the ultimate boy-meets-girl play, all while imbibing. "Will they drink themselves into an oblivion before the fated lovers‘ tragic end? You’ll have to buy a ticket to find out!" event organizers add. Featuring sweet dance moves, hand-stiched ruffled collars, many a beer and equal parts kissing and fighting scenes, it ain't the bard's ballad—except that it sort of is.