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The thing that bugs me about games where you’re a gaijin (what is a gaijin?) and they steal your lady is how you keep catching up with her, but the Yakuza (it’s always the Yakuza) keep whisking her away in a plane or a cargo van. Can I take a rest and eat some fucking pizza pops or something? I’ve been chasing you for four hours and true, I’ve learned some great sword techniques, but if I don’t take a rest, I’m afraid that I’ll get clumsy and fling this wireless remote thing right through the drywall.
Gerry Hubley
category: best of 2006

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