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Rachel needs her waffles, damnit 

"My name is Rachel and I am currently, and more often than not, in dire need of a large plate of waffles, Belgian or otherwise."


Fredericton-born, Halifax-based Rachel has a craving for waffles that's so serious, she's taken to Kijiji to call out for help.

I am writing this from the comfy quarters of my single bed, snuggled up with my cat, daydreaming hopefully and drooling slightly. What I am asking is that a kind soul outstretch a hand, grasping a whisk, fully prepared to beat eggs and pour batter in the valiant effort to make my dream a reality....Know your act of brilliance will not go unrewarded. I like to tell stories and am equipped with an overwhelming well to draw from both real and imaginary. Also know that I willl [sic] consider you a dear friend from the day of the waffle creation on, I would never forget such a favour.

With no waffle iron, no ingredients and no dishes, she's looking for a selfless volunteer to assist her in achieving breakfast greatness.

Rachel's not looking to purchase an iron of her own, she's seeking an invite to your morning meal, that is if you're making waffles. She prefers hers with strawberries, whipped cream and syrup...but you can discuss that further while you're at the grocery store with her.

We too enjoy breakfast foods on a Ron Swanson level, so we feel you Rachel. Here's hoping you find all you're looking for, and more.

And, if anyone's fulfilling this waffle-lover's dream...I also cannot afford a waffle iron, can I join y'all?

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