Michael Kenyon 
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Re: “How to NOT get laid

Forgive me girls. Sometimes I say things like Hi, or good morning, nice day or something witty at the time- just being friendly. But judging by your response, I may as well have been slagging you. If I ignore you, you go nuts. If I am friendly, you run cold. Is it all about timing?

But girls, come on, lighten up and don't believe the hype. Perhaps you have been watching too much ET news and Pussy Cat Dolls? And boys give the girls a break- being a gentleman seems to working fine for me. All I know is I live in a small town and my intentions are good.

Get it J-Rock and you'll get it.

Posted by Michael Kenyon on 04/22/2009 at 7:10 PM

Re: “City of Bad Drivers

I am 85 Kgs. A car weighs 500 kgs. What is going through a driver's mind when they threaten pedestrians and cyclists and other motorists alike?

This is a small town/city folks. Relax and enjoy the community- my travels have told me that Nova Scotians are truly one of a kind. Example: Two cars meet at a 4 way stop. One gestures to the other to go- the other gestures for the other to go- pause - both begin to go and stop. Repeat. Then both laugh and one goes- then the other. How sweet is that? Personally I get a kick out of letting other people, bikes and cars go ahead of me, especially if it is raining. I do it overseas and people marvel- some even smile.

What's the hurry? Leave earlier folks. Try and keep the moral high ground- I know it is not easy but it feels good.

But know if you eliminate your sense of hearing you are putting YOURSELF in jeopardy and the rest of us in a very bad position indeed. Those that throw stones- get their ass kicked. Keep your stick on the ice, K?

Posted by Michael Kenyon on 04/22/2009 at 6:32 PM

Re: “$135.75 for not wearing a helmet

Don't pay the fine kid. Just wait for them to send you the court date, go and hope the Police person doesn't show. If they show you pay, if not, you roll.

Personally I do not wear a helmet. But that is my choice, fine or no fine. Head wounds do bleed alot though...but if you crash anywhere there are limits to the amount you can sue for. Great to be a Canadian from Nova Scotia isn't it?

The rest of you should be ashamed of yourself. If not, I am ashamed for you.

Posted by Michael Kenyon on 04/20/2009 at 5:55 PM

Re: “Haligonians - Worst Drivers EVER

It is a small town people- take it easy, leave earlier or just go away.

Posted by Michael Kenyon on 04/19/2009 at 5:36 PM

Re: “Bastard Can Collectors

In an appealed court case this week there was a law passed that said that once your garbage is in the street it is public domain (so cops can legally rifle through garbage for evidence).

Perhaps the streeters (or cops) who rip apart garbage bags and leave a mess behind should be charged for littering?

Posted by Michael Kenyon on 04/19/2009 at 5:31 PM

Re: “Share the Road

Cars weigh around half a tonne- I weigh 80 kgs. Aside from an astonishing amount of methane I produce I am running pretty green. Cars are the problem. Like smoking, cars are also a hazard to workers who rely on worker's comp. Outlaw them too.

Sorry folks I am sticking to sidewalks and side streets to get around and I won't be wearing my helmet either. I'll try not to put you cart pushing pedestrians out nor you car addicts in a bad situation but you motor head are the lazy-ass potential killers out there. Just because you have a half tonne of protection around you doesn't give you the right to bully my 80kgs. Slow down- if you are in a hurry you should have left sooner. Better still, walk or ride and get some exercise, you slobs.

Posted by Michael Kenyon on 04/19/2009 at 5:24 PM

Re: “Canadian Military Personnel in Blue Helmets only!

My apologies to all if you misunderstand my Bitch. In my opinion, having our troops in Blue Helmets in any location should be done on a humanitarian basis/ peace keeping mission only and never, EVER when our brave men and women are in danger of being injured.

By limited resources I meant the size of our population vs our 4.2 million square miles of land/ sea to oversee.

The Pakistanis will cut us to bits and then bomb us with the nukes. The Russians will take us like a training exercise.

Our on-going peace keeping roles include Cypress? the former Yugoslavia? South Korea? Am I close? Any others?

Posted by Michael Kenyon on 04/15/2009 at 5:28 PM

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