Published December 04, 2003.Britney SpearsIn the Zone (Jive)This is f’in gawd awful. On In the Zone, Britney takes her widely publicized idea of embracing sensuality and dry humps it into incoherence. With her wispy voice muttering about masturbation, all-night parties and plain old fashion whoring she does everything but sample braying goats into her sexual shit mix. For her core audience, this is tantamount to JK Rowling writing about Harry Potter being jacked off by Ronald Weasly before a Quidditch match.—Matt Charlton

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