Best Place To Celebrate Your Birthday

You were born somehow knowing ever word to “Barrett’s Privateers” to sing at the Lower Deck. It’s loud, it’s sweaty, you can stomp you feet and bang your glass and the toughest decision you’ll have to make is whether to drink beer or rum. Just don’t piss off the unnaturally large bouncers and you’ve found yourself the best pace to celebrate your birthday. Historic Properties, 425-1501

Runner-up: East Side Mario’s