Gold Winner Ellen Page
Silver Winner Joel Plaskett
Bronze Winner Sidney Crosby
Remember when Ellen Page got way ahead of herself and made the buildings like go all upside-down and then the people in her dream were going to get her and Leonardo DiCaprio saved her? That was nuts. What about when she walked through those walls and messed with those electrical fields? That was nice when she gave her baby to Jennifer Garner, though. Ellen Page is a wonderful human being and voters agree, for the fourth year in a row, “She’s easily the best Halifamous person ever. You should declare her all-time winner and retire the category (like a pro sports number).”
