Best Activity To Do While Intoxicated

Dance Halifax, a city of drunken, dancing fools? Well, yes. In 2003, dancing beat out sex as your favourite thing to do drunk by a narrow margin; last year, dancing left sex eating dust in second place. Now it looks like sex has been relegated to third place, lagging far behind your true favourite, and not as far—but not that close, either-behind eating. It makes a bit of sense—there are few things as tasty as that post-disco donair. That’s right, kids. Get down and boogie, and pour that sweet donair sauce till you die.

1st runner-up Eat

2nd runner-up Have sex