Pillow talk

This isn't so much a bitch as it is a question for a previous one... Why would you assume that your girlfriends' roommate's pussy was the smell on the pillow that you sleep on? Why would anyone, female especially, use a pillow for masturbation? Why did your mind go there immediately when you smelled something - was that the only plausable answer in your mind? It could not have been just because you maybe smell yourself? What were the other scenerios that you had goin' on in your head to make that one the final decision? Did you ever think that it was your girlfriend who possibly did that? I find that accusation very obtuse and would find it quite interesting to hear a response to the train of thought on this little chestnut...

women do not jack off with their roommates pillows.