To the Value Village Monopoly Guy

Hi again. It took me the half hour ferry ride back from Dartmouth to work up the courage to talk to you, and I wish I'd done it sooner because you seem wonderful. I also wish I'd gone the extra step and asked for your phone number, or at least your last name. Alas, it was not to be. Maybe you have a girlfriend, or weren't interested, or lost courage same as me. And maybe you don't even read these, but if you do, know that I do hope we meet again, regardless of the circumstances.
—If  you ever need a Monopoly player, count me in.