I have been sitting here all fucking day with my shoes on waiting for the mail man to come so I can cash my GST check! Yes, my broke ass needs my money! It is now 4:37pm and the postman still hasn't come to deliver the mail! Now that all the banks are closed, I guess I'll take all my outfit off and forget about it. How dare you take all day to do your damn job. For as long as I can remember, the mail has always come late morning, or early afternoon. Usually by noon. This is ridiculous! What the fuck are your drivers doing all day, playing fucking tiddlywinks in their trucks? I called to complain and after spending 20 minutes trying to get a human being from the automated system, I waited on hold for another 20 minutes.
The operator said the mailman has until 8:30pm to deliver the mail? WTF! Everything is closed at 8:30pm and now you've wasted my whole day. If it takes that long to do a simple job, maybe you should hire more overpaid dipshits to deliver the mail. I hate you and I will find a way to not need your service now, I will start making all my bills come by email and I will sign up for direct deposit. I hope your business tanks and you bastards all go under.
People should stop relying on your shitty service and make alternate arrangements. Thanks for wasting my whole day you bunch of jackoffs! —Boycotting You Assholes