Whenever I'm trying to diagnose myself online for some symptom or another, you will always read the same comments from blowhards on the web MD forums, always saying, "you should call your doctor and make an appointment." No shit, Sherlock. Shut the fuck up! State the obvious much? I don't have time to make an appointment and run to the doctor for every little pang or stitch my aging body experiences. Not to mention, my doctor is so overbooked, I have to wait on a wait list each time, by which time the symptom will likely be gone. I am asking the internet and trying to figure it out for myself what it could be and I would appreciate it if these after-school special snowflakes would quit wasting my time with their cliched advice. You're a fucking waste of space! FUCK OFF. —Probably PMS