Madelaine Petsch as Cheryl Blossom
Actor Madelaine Petsch
—AKA Cheryl Blossom from the CW's BRILLIANT (I do not care what any hater has to say on this topic) series Riverdale
—is in town
, shooting a horror movie at Dartmouth's Prince Andrew High School, called Polaroid
(high school weirdo finds old Polaroid camera that mysteriously kills those who appear in its photographs, if it has shades of The Ring
and The Grudge
that might be because it's produced by Roy Lee
and Chris Bender
, who have produced the aforementioned movies).
I'm sure that movie will be suspenseful and have lots of flash bulb related jump scares and all, but I have some pressing questions that need answering by Ms. Petsch, should I happen to see her wandering the Halifax streets.
Why does Veronica Lodge, a HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT, insist on wearing pearl sets? I'd also like your thoughts on the capes.
Is that your real hair? All of it? It's great.
Why is your character the only one with a Twitter account
? Also why don't you tweet?
When is your Cover Girl Outlast product placement moment going to happen? Those are kind of shitty, right?
Are those Archie's real abs?
Do you talk to Barb/Ethel? What is she like? Is she cool? She seems cool.
Um, who killed your brother?
OK ENJOY YOUR SMOOTHIE BYE!*
*or maybe it's a Pop's shake? That's what I'm going to pretend, anyway.