Union Blues

Union dues, union dues
Guess who has to do the work you didn't pick and choose?
Guess who has to redo the work you didn't refuse?
Yes we noticed you're chronically late and always leave early
always with a cheap excuse.
You're laziness and incompetence is astounding,
and now you feel you should get that sweet gig in accounting?!
Imagine my smile
When HR came to me with your file!
Union dues, union dues
I've got bad news,
guess who suggested they refuse your application?
—Sid