Gold Winner Ellen Page
Silver Winner Fat Apollo
Bronze Winner Sidney Crosby
We might have to retire this one to give someone else a legitimate shot, because so long as Page remains in Hollywood, Halifax’s unofficial ambassador to the world will continue carving out her own unique path as Best Halifmous Person. Recently, that’s meant making her producing debut and starring in the poignant post-apocalyptic Into the Forest, and travelling the world to highlight LGBTQ+ issues with Viceland’s Gaycation. Page hasn’t forgotten about her home, though—she recently lent her social media support to endorse buddy Lil MacPherson’s bid for mayor in the municipal election.