Hinterland Who's Making That Horrible Waterfowl Noise?

To the person making loon-calls during each applause break at the Saturday HPX show at the Marquee - why?! The only birds you attracted were the proverbial flock of middle fingers barely resisting being flushed from the fists in the vicinity. I never knew a simple sound could send me into a flying rage, but it can, and you made it. Far be it beyond me to tell you that you CAN'T make bird-calls instead of the classic, show-appropriate whoops or wolf-whistles, but you definitely SHOULDN'T. —Nova Scotia Duck Trolled Retriever