Point Pleasant Parking Police

This is dedicated to the douche supreme in the silver Honda Element with the Coachella window sticker. Did I take your parking spot bro? Is that what happened? Don't passive aggressively comment to me as you drive on by. I was the only car in the lot waiting for a spot as far as I could tell. I don't see why you had to act like a child. There are far worse things in life to be upset about than missing out on a parking spot next to the park entrance. You should be stoked to be healthy enough to go out and enjoy such pleasures. But who was your favourite band a Coachella bro?? —Sideshow Bob