Tall order of gratitude

To the lovely, wonderful, caring individual who at some point decided to donate their used, long, maternity pants to a certain thrift store: this newly pregnant six-foot lady would like to send you the most gigantic hug. After searching all over the city and finding out that most maternity store consider "tall" to be a 34-inch inseam, I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw those wonderful black pants hanging in front of me. I can dress like a human again and you are the best for passing them on! I promise to repay the favour when I am done with them! —Six Feet of Thankful