Bike Thieves Suck

Just so we're clear, sneaking into a yard that isn't yours and stealing someone's bike is not okay... especially when the person you stole it from is a kick-ass human being who genuinely gets a lot of joy out of riding his bike. I don't know what your circumstances are and why you felt that your best choice last night was to take my roommate's bike, but it was a really shitty thing to do and you totally ruined an otherwise great day. —Next Time Pick On A Bike-Abusing Asshole