Methinks you're jealous...

You caught me on Facebook and went to the boss, saying I wasn't being productive or doing my job. I was on my fucking break! You've been ignorant to me, while being cool with everyone else, since day one. At first, I couldn't understand what your issue was with me since I was nothing but sweet to you. Now I'm starting to think that when you look at me you realize you haven't done much with your life, at least not as much as you probably should have.

I just turned 20 whereas you're 31. I'm engaged and am already house hunting with my fiancé. No, our mommies and daddies don't help us with that--we're just doing well for ourselves. While I have a car, you bus to work and certainly not by choice since you bitch about the buses a lot as well as how you can't afford a car. The only thing you can get from a man is a fuck.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but by the time one is 31, shouldn't they have accomplished a little bit more? You know, work in a higher position than someone who just graduated from community college (and high school 2 years prior), or can actually afford some kind of vehicle? Not even your own apartment? And by that age, shouldn't you have some healthier relationships with men?

I loved how you poked fun at my upbeat attitude on the job the other day. Fuck you. So sorry that I have more going for me than you, loser. —20 going on 35