Trying to start a real business

To the assholes that wont stop emailing me with made up bullshit stop wasting my time. I put an ad up on a local site looking for gardening equipment so me and brother can start a lawn business. We got no money and lots of people have garden sheds full of shit they dont use so we thought it a good idea. FUCK NO!! Some asshole says come by and pick up a wheelbarrow and some shovels. we get to the house and this woman freaks out thinking where robbing her or looking tosteal shit and says she calling the cops. were starting a fucking business. Like really who the fuck does that but karma's coming big time your way if we don't find your bitch ass first. After we sorted it out because my bro had his phone to show the woman's husband we were for real. We leave and check another email. This one says you cheap fucks go to crappy tire and hes got 65 cents of there money we can have. Fuck you we ain't got the money and are trying real hard to make it. If we had money we'd have our own place and won't be starting a business. We went to the bank and this asshole in a suit dummy says we cant even get an appointment because we don't have any account. How the fuck does a company start then? we want to open a bank account and get a small loan but they won't even talk us. No one sends a real email but then another asshole says hes got a couple bags of fertiliser we can have, shove that shit in your bitch face. Man fuck you all karma gonna fuck you over someday soon. Maybe sombody on here may have some extra stuff we can have we even offered in the ad to do some work for the tools and shit. but everyone's to busy acting better. We aint bums downtown we wanna work for a pay but can't get nowhere. —Wasn't Born With A Silver Spoon