When mama's happy, you'll be happy!

Can someone tell me what happens to guys after they say "I do"? You've suddenly turn into an unfeeling/seemingly uncaring morning groper. No more flowers, no more compliments, hardly a grunt when I speak to you. The TV gets more of your attention than I do! Haven't you learned yet that when I'm happy, as in when you give me a compliment or an unexpected kiss at a time NOT associated with sex, you will get more of what you are looking for on a more regular basis? I need to feel like I have you as a romantic partner in other ways, not just during the early morning hours when you want to get it on. No bloody wonder I haven't been in the mood lately, show me some love and attention on a daily basis instead of a grope when you're looking for some. —Feeling Invisible