Close 'em or spread 'em, it's up to you! | The Coast Halifax

Close 'em or spread 'em, it's up to you!

Anywhere I go, beach, sunning area, walking the streets there is always a camel toe looking back at ya. And people get pissed at a guy (or girl) for checkin' it out. There is always a dude with his pipes showing for the ladies (or other guys) to check out. What gives anyways? Who doesn't like takin' a peek at some cute honey's "monkey" that is barely covered by a tiny strip of material? The ladies who are offering it up know they get looked at and they don't care. The same goes for the dudes. If ya got it, show it...unless you don't...cause then when you do it...it makes us all sick. ANYWAYS, do your starin', take your pictures, have your wank or your rub. Live your life. Like the women and the guys who are wearing this shit are living their lives...broadcasting the size, color, meat content, shave job (or lack thereof) and everything else about their honey pot and pipes and glutes. —Checkin' Them All Out