"You're awkward and your face is weird."

Where do you get off coming out of left field with a statement like that? Really, who the fuck do you think you are, you gangly insecure tart? Did you feel I was threatening you in some way? Do you not abide by normal social conventions like, say, being polite or decent? Are you just an asshole? I always want to think that there's a difference between the clichéd sassy gay guys and overconfident, condescending, flamboyant gay pricks, but you've once again proven to me that there probably isn't. Fuck you. P.S. You're the worst kind of stereotype; because you epitomize every negative platitude that normally reasonable guys, such as myself, are told from a very young age in regards to your sexuality, you set yourself and others back decades in the minds of the weak-minded. Good job. —No, Seriously, Fuck You