Tailgaters and Left Turns

What I'd like to know is why people tailgate. Do you get better gas milage? Do you get a free high off of my exhaust. Are you afraid of being alone? If you want to go faster go around. And what's up with the signal lights? They are usually located on the left side of the steering wheel. I use them if I'm making a left turn at lights or a stop sign. If I'm making a right turn I put on the right one. I hate coming to a red light behind some asshole who decides it's best to wait till you have a line of cars behind you and then put your signal on for a left turn. I just want to accelerate you right into oncoming traffic. One day ya know. —Blue Eyes 2