Too Much Booze, Too Little Brains

To the douchbags who decided it would be a good idea to pick up a Coast paper box, carry it around the corner and throw it at my bike: grow the fuck up! Thankfully you only scratched it but seriously, whatever you thought you were doing, stop fucking with other people's possessions, you lame, immature, desperate-for-your-drunk-peers' approval children. —Sick of Drunk Fuckwads