I'm 19, just ask my three pieces of valid ID!

To a certain downtown bar, you used to be one of my favourite spots to stop by on a Saturday night, but as of this Saturday you have dropped to the bottom of my list. When I went to go in this evening, I was second pieced (naturally) which is fine by me. But the fact that you wouldn't take debit or student ID as a second piece is absolute bogus. I had three pieces on me that night and that wasn't good enough to get me into your (dirty) bar. The bouncer suggested that next time perhaps I bring my passport with me as valid ID. Your right genius bouncer, bringing my passport downtown while I'm drunk seems like a great idea---just to get into your (dirty and stupid) club. You sure know how to ruin a great night. —All I Wanted to Do Was Dance