Silver Screen Feet | The Coast Halifax

Silver Screen Feet

So I'm sitting at the theatre, laughing my ass off at The Change Up, and it spanks my face.... I can't quite place the stench. I know I've been acquainted with it before. As my girlfriend gets up mid-movie, I see them. Your RANK balance makers. Bare, out of shoe, posing on the armrest through the space in the seat like a fungal growth hanging off a tree. Next time you go to the theatre please realize that after a day in a shoe feet can't be gorgeous or clean. Keep them in the shoe and out of my face! —Never Understood Foot Fetishes