Handicapped Parking | The Coast Halifax

Handicapped Parking

Friday at 2:15pm you pulled up and parked in the handicapped parking stop in front of a fast food chicken joint in Fairview, waddled into the restaurant. There was nothing visible wrong with you that would classify you as handicapped, you were just fat; the kind of fat that would make Grimace look like an athlete. So my question to you is, if your obesity makes you "disabled" or "handicapped," then why the fuck are you eating this unhealthy deep fried chicken? —That'll Be $16.48 Please