If You're Gonna Ride My Ass At Least Pull My Hair

To all the asshole motorists out there who tailgate me, funny thing about that is I can only go as fast as the vehicle in front of me. I guess you were never taught Newton's little known 4th law of motion which states that "an object in motion cannot accelerate to a speed which is faster than an object travelling in a forward position." Please back off and be courteous to other drivers. —Sane Driver