Where's My Summer, Mom?

HEY!!! Mother Nature!!! Where's my damned summer? We've payed our dues. We put up with your 6 months of winter, we put up with your 6 weeks of spring rain. For what? Two weeks of sunshine? That's pretty weak. Is this the best you can do? Maybe you should be looking for a suitable replacement if your age is getting in the way. —Solar Powered