Do You Want Cheese on Your Burger?

To the owner of a certain burger restaurant: What happened to the cheese slice on my burger? My teen's burger comes with cheese, but my grandpa, mama and myself (the papa) don't get cheese unless we pay extra. When did the adults of this world become lactose intolerant? And, when did the lactose intolerant adults forget to say 'hold the cheese'? This is a money grab, and a ridiculous one at that. I know some people that are allergic to wheat, should we make the hamburger bun optional too? When I grew up, burger places sold hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and a wide assortment of deluxe or signature burgers. The hamburger was the only one that didn't have cheese.

"You want cheese?" I expect it to be included in the price! —Cheesed