Grand Master Stink

I know it's natural and we all do it! Hell even fish do it!! But for the love of our nostrils please! I swear some people must literally shit themselves every time they pass gas! I don’t know who it was. The young guy or his girlfriend next to him? The little old lady who was looking around all suspiciously? I'm not sure but I do know whoever it was had something crawl up their ass and die. Ya I admit I don’t always smell like roses but for the consideration of everyone around I would never do it in a restaurant as everyone is having breakfast! Get up and go to the washroom you ignorant SOB at least there you can give it a wipe! —JJ