Too Good for These Losers

I wish people would stop trying to get me to date guys I have no interest in. I like being single. But when I eventually want a boyfriend I'm not dating a guy with no prospects and no decent looks. I'm an attractive, university-educated professional who's been moving up the corporate ladder. Why should I settle? I'm sick of people accusing me of being shallow and conceited when I reject their fat, homely slacker friends. I don't get it. Why are you introducing me to these losers? People are supposed to pair up with partners with similar goals and looks. No, I'm not dating your friend when I'm way more physically attractive, hard working, and make 3X more money than them. Seriously, I have respect for myself so therefore I have standards. Like I said, I like being single anyway, so fuck off and stop trying to 'hook me up'! Uggghhh. —Educated, Career Oriented, and Sexy