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You pounded on my door at 6:00am this morning screaming that I stole your garbage can. No, fuckhead, I took the garbage can that was rolling around the driveway and placed it behind the garbage bin so it wouldn't hit my car. How was I supposed to know who it belonged to? You aren't even in the building that shares this driveway which means it already blew down the street. I told a couple of the neighbours where it was in case anyone was looking for it. I would hardly call that "stealing". I hope I broke your foot when I slammed it in the door. I also hope you DO call the police like you threatened. Who do you think they will believe... the 6" 280 pound old man who was seen by neighbours screaming and swearing at me or the 5"4 23 year old girl who safely stored your runaway garbage can? Can't wait until you tell them about me assaulting you. —Can-Can Girl