Sidewalk etiquette

I was walking down the sidewalk today when I was literally forced off it by two women walking side by side. I had to step around their selfish asses and got a headful of water running off the shop's eavestrough above, ruining my hair! Learn some sidewalk etiquette, people! If you're walking down the sidewalk with another person, merge right and fall into single file so the person coming toward you can pass. Share the sidewalk, assholes. Next time, I'll yell right in your face to "MOVE bitch!" The same goes for people in stores who leave their shopping wagon in the middle of the narrow aisles and pretend they don't see you trying to get around them. You are not the only person on earth. Get some couth, you damn dickheads!
—Fellow Citizen