I hate Nova Scotia

That's right, I said it. I'm from a beautiful land of palm trees and warm weather year round. I am here for a few years and can't wait to leave asap. I don't know why people would want to live here? This place is fucking dreadful. Your harbour and city are dirty and ugly, which is why all of you have to vacation constantly. I've never been to a more boring, bad weather, bland food, even your Summers are chilly and there is fuck all to do. Buskers, really? One big concert a year at the Commons, big deal! I hate this place so much even the sound of your Maritimer accent gets under my skin. Halifax and all of Nova Scotia are lacking so much. Would've been better just left as nature. I'm so glad this is just temporary for me. I can't live in such a grey and dreary hellhole. —Proud non-Nova Scotian